Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Jokes



First Aid


When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a tree, several bystanders ran over to help the driver. A women was the first to reach the victim, but a man rushed in and pushed her aside. "Step aside, lady," he barked. "I've taken a course in first-aid!"

The women watched for a few minutes, then tapped him on the shoulder. "Pardon me," she said. "But when you get to the part about calling a doctor, I'm right here."

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